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NOTICE!
SALES WILL NOT COMMENCE ANY TIME SOON. IN THIS DAY AND AGE WE FEEL IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE TO SELL THIS SORT OF MATERIAL TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC, EVEN THOUGH IT IS PERFECTLY LEGAL TO DO SO. WE WILL NOT BE SELLING EXPLODING TARGETS ANY TIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE FOR ANY REASON.
The Colonel nor any of his delegates will be held responsible for the misuse of this product or a product mishap in the field. The very nature of this product, when purchased, administers the OVERALL responsibility to the purchaser. The Colonel will be held harmless in all matters relating to this product and NO returns of this product will EVER be accepted. The Purchaser agrees to abide by all Federal, State and Local laws pertaining to this product and the use of this product. If you blow your face off acting like a dumbski using this product the Colonel might send flowers but that's about it. DO NOT BE A DUMMY USING THIS PRODUCT!!! That is all.